New From Apple: The iPod Murder!!!

So, when are we gonna get waiting periods for iPods? iPod control now!!!

According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.

If iPods are outlawed, then only outlaws will have iPods!!!