Saturday, April 28, 2007

I'd Go To The Movies More If I Could Do This!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

If It's [Any]day, It's Time For THE COUG!

Guess who dropped by?

[18:10] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[18:10] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[18:10] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[18:10] dirkbelig: CHILI DOG, BITCH!!!
[18:11] dirkbelig: TASTEE FREEZE, MOFO!!!!
[18:11] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[18:11] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[18:11] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[18:11] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[18:11] dirkbelig: R.O.C.K. IN THE U.S.A., YOU GODLESS COMMIE!!!!!
[18:11] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[18:11] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[18:11] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[18:11] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[18:12] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[18:12] Meebo Message: THE COUG! has left your page
If this yoyo ever responds to my retorts, I'll probably die of shock. BRING IT ON!!!!

Hottie Hotterson's Loser Cheer!

If there was ever a time that subscribing to a "strong family values" philosophy could become a major inconvenience, this is it.

The idea is silly; the cheer is lame; but the sight of Hottie Hotterson - aka Michelle Malkin, the World's Hottest Conservative Pundit - in a miniskirt...priceless. (Go ahead and mute the sound and enjoy.)

Absolutely MILFtastic!

In case you're watching at work and need to get some coffee and don't want a tent pole which could lead to a sexual harrassment claim, here is a shot of the Great Dane, er, Grand Dame of the Washington Treason Media corps, Helen Thomas, to soften you up:

Whoops! Wrong picture! Here's the right one:

Monday, April 23, 2007

"Spiderman 3" Is Just Too Damn Pro-American, Dammit!!!

Or so says this asstackling critic for the London Times:

Also disappointing is the inability of the director, Sam Raimi, to end the romp without a fleeting shot of the American flag. The Stars and Stripes just happens to be fluttering behind Spidey as he makes his triumphal return to honour, probity and good honest fist-fighting.
Damn that Raimi!!! How DARE he clutter the screen with pro-American iconography!!! How DARE he portray an American superhero who works the mean streets of (and skies over) New York as being something other than a mushy "citizen of the world"?!?!? The GALL!!!!

I really disliked the first Spiderdork flick and thought the second was a big improvement, though hardly the equal of the "X-Men" films (even the third one), only comparing well to its lame predecessor. While I'll be catching this one, I'm not stoked for it like I was for "Grindhouse" - not that that wasn't a big letdown, no thanks to Tarantino crawling up his ass for the first hour of his half. The buzz is good on SM3, but it's coming from people who loved the first two, so it's worthless to me.

If that tea/douchebag Leo Lewis can't stand seeing an American flag in a movie without it being in flames or modified with a swastika, he can always go and watch "Superdude's Back" which neutered the Man of Steel into a less jingoistic fighter for "...Truth, Justice, and all that stuff" in order to less offend the rest of the world which supposedly hates us, but still wants to come here.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

"This Is Rock 'n' Roll!"

More reason why Godzilla keeps stomping the place.

Friday, April 20, 2007

I'm Missing The Yahoo Porn Spammers 'Round 'Bout Now...

...cuz THE COUG! isn't a very good conversationalist.

[16:19] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[16:19] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[16:19] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[16:19] dirkbelig: TASTEE FREEZE!!!
[16:19] dirkbelig: CHILI DOG, BITCH!!!!
[16:19] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[16:19] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[16:19] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[16:19] dirkbelig: ROCK IN THE USA!!!!
[16:19] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[16:19] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[16:19] dirkbelig: LITTLE PINK BITCHES, HOUSE!!!!
[16:20] Meebo Message: THE COUG! has left your page
At least the Anonymous Pussies who try to bait me in the Backtalks have a little variety in their taunts.

Monday, April 16, 2007

A Comment On Comments.

On the last item, about THE COUG! spamming the Meebo, I received a comment from an Anonymous Pussy asking about the surge in Iraq. What that has to do with THE COUG!, I'm uncertain, but I replied that preliminary results are promising, but the Treason Media was deliberately downplaying anything that contradicted their predetermined storyline of failure and defeat.

The AP then replied with an unsourced and probably context-distorted piece which supposedly proved that all is lost and blah-blah-woof-woof. It's all sneering ad hominems with the Left. They simply can't discuss anything politely because they're so mad with BDS.

Since the comments weren't backed up with anything to verify them against and they were off-topic, I deleted them all. I figured that this Anonymous Pussy would fill his diaper and within a short time, I wasn't disappointed.

I see my post has disappeared. Just as I suspected. Afraid to be shown up as the ignorant person you are. Afraid of the truth. Afraid to engage in debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about. That's OK. Continue to wallow in your loud mouthed ignorance. Then run away scared and delete your posts and mine when you are shown to be wrong. For a minute there I actually thought you had some balls. You remind me of Fonzie - "I was wr-wr-wr. I was wr-wr-wr." Say it Dirk - "I was wrong!"

The surge is working. Yeah, hello. If only it were true. History has caught up with you. To bad you are not man enough to admit it. Go on now - run away scared like one of your cats.
Isn't it amusing that this Anonymous Pussy accuses me of being unwilling to debate and being afraid of the truth when instead of commenting on on-topic news items or e-mailing me directly at the address provided, he merely lobs specious tinfoil grenades with no way of replying directly. Anyone can set up a free-mail account with which to hide their identity if what they have to share is so crucial, but this Anonymous Pussy doesn't want to be bothered.

Nope, this brave ideological warrior doesn't want anyone to refute his lies in open debate. I've torn this guy (and his sound-alike kin) new ones so many times it's almost pitiful to see them slamming against the rocks of Truth and Reality. Unlike liars like Frank Bitch and Rosie O'Dumbass, there's no need to fabricate the insane words of the Left when they so are so willing to step up and proclaim their unhinged rage, hatred and disassociation with reality.

Who's afraid? Me or the Anonymous Pussy who refuses to even argue where people can argue back? When you've got the Truth on your side, what is there to be afraid of, eh, Mr. Anonymous Pussy?

Future off-topic comments will be rejected. I've got no problem with discussing issues that I haven't had time to post about. If an interesting debate occurs offline, I'll post it here if it's enlightening. No harm can come from learning the Truth, no matter where it leads. However, lies, spin and delusions will be righteously smacked down with cheer and glee.

John Cougar Ain't Big On The Chatting

As noted below, someone gave sanctimonious Hoosier John Mellencamp Intarweb access and he's been bombing the Meebo with the same posts over and over. A few times I've caught the incoming messages and tried to engage the doof whose initials are the same as a Marshall amp line with little success. A typical exchange:

[17:43] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[17:43] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[17:43] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[17:43] dirkbelig: JACK AND DIANE, BITCH!!!!
[17:43] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[17:44] dirkbelig: CHILI DOG!!!!
[17:44] dirkbelig: TASTEE FREEZE!!!!!
[17:44] Meebo Message: THE COUG! has left your page
Well, I guess this is better than trying to pick up sheriff's deputies online.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

No One Died From Being Called A "Nappy-Headed Ho"

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Twitter Be Gone

Blink and you missed it. I've taken Twitter off the site because as lame as I suspected it to be when I put it on, in practice, it was even lamer. I barely have time to update Dirkworld with relevant news and commentary much less keep a browser open to post "I'm not updating Dirkworld." so that everyone else can know that I'm not doing anything.

If someone wants to know what I think, they can find their way here or catch me on the various IM services I use. I simply lack the narcissistic hubris to think that people are breathlessly awaiting instantaneous real-time updates about what I'm up to. Try not to cry.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

All A-Twitter

I've added one of those Twitter things at right. I'm not sure how long I'll keep it because it strikes me as more than a little retarded. Do people REALLY want to know what I'm doing at all times? Am I going to actually update the thing when I can hardly post the important news and commentary of the day here? Hmmmm....

I need some coffee.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Who Gave John Cougar A Computer?

While there have been a couple of nice folks who took advantage of the Meebo chat widget at right to reach out and touch me - you know what I mean - I've had several incidents of this popping up when I've logged into Meebo:

[14:52] meeboguest611858: rain on the scarecrow.
[14:52] meeboguest611858: blood on the plow.
[14:52] meeboguest611858: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[14:52] meeboguest611858: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
I guess I should be happy it's not "The Hoff", but come on.

The Shariafication of History

England is lost. If not lost, then damn near it as their school's teachers drop the Holocaust to avoid offending Muslims.

Schools are dropping the Holocaust from history lessons to avoid offending Muslim pupils, a Governmentbacked (sic) study has revealed.

It found some teachers are reluctant to cover the atrocity for fear of upsetting students whose beliefs include Holocaust denial.

There is also resistance to tackling the 11th century Crusades - where Christians fought Muslim armies for control of Jerusalem - because lessons often contradict what is taught in local mosques.

The report concluded: "In particular settings, teachers of history are unwilling to challenge highly contentious or charged versions of history in which pupils are steeped at home, in their community or in a place of worship."
Versions of history? WTF is that?!?!? History IS what happened, not what some medieval gang of throat-cutting jihadists want to program their children with.

If Christians want to have Creationism or intelligent design covered in schools as a countering opinion as to how all the stuff in the Universe happened, they're howled down and driven out of the classrooms as a threat to science. But if we're talking Muslim attitudes, the school authorities can't bend over and grab their ankles fast enough in a display of dhimmitude before the Religion of Peace.

How can we expect "moderate Muslims" to restrain the radical elements when Western society has no stomach to speak Truth to revisionist history?