Who Gave John Cougar A Computer?

While there have been a couple of nice folks who took advantage of the Meebo chat widget at right to reach out and touch me - you know what I mean - I've had several incidents of this popping up when I've logged into Meebo:

[14:52] meeboguest611858: rain on the scarecrow.
[14:52] meeboguest611858: blood on the plow.
[14:52] meeboguest611858: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[14:52] meeboguest611858: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!

I guess I should be happy it's not "The Hoff", but come on.