Brian Austin Greene: Luckiest SOB Alive!

I'm not prone to envy, but in this case, Brian Austin Greene is slightly worthy of it because when the former "90210" star isn't home banging his girlfriend, Megan Fox...



...he's at work snogging his new co-star/love interest in "Hottie Terminator", Stephanie Jacobson, who was hawt and badass in the "Battlestar Galactica: Razor" film...



...and getting paid on top of it all. I hope he enjoys his eternity roasting in Hades he traded for this sweet period of mortal existence!