Kan U Spel nd Reed Gud?

Got this invite to a show from a local musican/acquaintance telling me...

Your presents is requested!

Someone is either:

1. Trying to bring back Ebonics.

B. Demanding gifts. (In Ebonics.)

3. Suffering the effects of dating too many anarchists and commies.

4. Thinks that...jeez, I don't know what they mean...

E. ?????

6. PROFIT!!