Fametracker :: The Farmer's Almanac of Celebrity Worth

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Jimmy Fallon's Fame Audit
The Fame Audit - For starters, let's talk about shortening it to "Jim." And, seriously, buy a comb.

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Hey! It's That Guy! - Dennis Farina doesn't have time for your crap, so he's either going to throw you in the holding cell while you cool down, or kill you and leave you in a ditch.

(Of course, they get the usual cheap shots in on George Lucas, but that's the envy talkin'.)