Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What Would Jesus Drive?

That's a bumper sticker you might see on some Commie hippie's VW Weedmobile or Volvo station wagon. It implies that the Son of God - gee, NOW theses atheists believe in God? - would drive some granola-powered hemp scooter, when if you think about it, He'd drive something like this:

Think about it: If He can change water to wine, why not whip up some gasoline, too? BAM!!! Son o' God on the road, y'all!

Speaking of Hummers, here's a site where some asstacklers have posted pictures of themselves - get this - flipping off Hummers. Wow. The hunt for Osama would be so better handled by these dopes. Part of their beefs:

The H2 is a death machine. You'd better hope that you don't collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your ass goodbye thanks to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn't afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you...?
Yeah, it's good to know that your defiant act of belligerent superiority could result in the Ted Nugent wannabe driving this monster to swerve into your Kia and harshing your mellow something fierce. BAM again!

Granted, the H2 says both that you have too much money and absolutely no taste, but as long as Commie hippies catch the vapors over them, they're fine by me. It's their money and if they want to piss it away on an ugly box, who gets to tell them no?

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