Saturday, April 29, 2006

What The Hell Are They Feeding Kids These Days?!?

Today's Freep has a story about a 12-year-old girl who bowled a perfect game, setting a national record. Her picture, a head shot, was on the front page, but on the jump page I was greeted with this:

Nevermind the babyfat chub - what the heck is up with her breasts?!? She looks bigger than a stripper AFTER get hooter augmentation!! She's probably going to need a reduction before she's out of high school so she doesn't have terminal back pain.

Evolution alone can't explain why girls are looking like the "after" picture in plastic surgery ads at what used to be pre-pubescent ages. Something's up with the food supply and I'm surprised that there isn't as much concern about this as there is about ManBearPig, if you follow my meaning.

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