Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Karl Rove's Web of Evil

The Left loves to blame everything in the world on Karl "Bush's Brain" Rove. From Iraq to Valerie "Vanity Fair Girl" Plame to Dan Rather's supaku - it's all Rove's fault.

Well, if you read this piece at The Huffington Post, you too will belive!!!

Rove is now a Senior Advisor to the President and, no surprise, is at the center of yet another controversy. A reporter has accused Rove of being the source who leaked Valerie Plame's identity to a columnist. This accusation, oddly, was quickly followed in the news by an attack on Comet Tempel 1, hit by NASA's "copper bullet" from a nearby spacecraft. The reason the government gave for destroying the comet? "To create a crater for scientific study."

Right. We know better. Couldn’t the real reason for this senseless attack on an innocent piece of space refuse be to deflect attention away from Rove - and to focus it toward something else, high in the sky?

Don't forget to drink your Kool-Aid and wear some tinfoil while reading it!


Anonymous said...

In light of you being a humor-impaired fascist, I feel the need to point out that the linked piece is a joke, my dear boy.

Dirk Belligerent said...

Um....the fact that you felt the need to point out that the linked piece was irony indicates that you're an irony-deficient moron.

Don't you hate it when your playa-hating backfires? What a maroon!