Bonus Friday Fiver

I've got a dull headache and decided to do this rather than feel ill:

1. What's the first physical feature that attracts you to another person?

Boobs.

2. Do you read the tabloids (i.e. The National Enquirer, The Mirror)?

No, but if they have pictures of fine celebrity boobs, I'll look at those.

3. Have you ever snuck a peek at someone else's paper while taking an exam?

No.

4. How would you describe your vision?

Bleak.

5. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen?

People actually proud to vote for the fascist Democrats. They should have t-shirts reading "I'm With Stupid" and the arrow pointing right at their heads!