Baby, It's Cold Outside!!!

As the deep freeze grips Dirkworld - currently 4F - and hundreds of school districts announce that they'll be closed again tomorrow, I have a couple of thoughts:

1. All that Global Warning bullsh*t we keep hearing about? BULLSH*T!!!! I'll be posting about the total lie that is this latest Apocalyptic fantasy from the same morons that brought us the Silent Spring, the Population Bomb, the New Ice Age, Nuclear Winter and the unfunny years of "Friends", when I get a chance.

B. WTF is up with the pussified kids these days?!?!? Yeah, the temps are between 5-10F and we've got a wind chill, but we've had almost zero snowfall. When I was a kid, they didn't even contemplate closing schools unless there was at least 8 inches of fresh white on the ground AND that was usually decided the morning of classes. Now, if the weather forecast even threatens a half-inch of snow or cold, it's THE WHITE APOCALYPSE!!!! OMFG!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeesh. No wonder we've got no stomach for a fight these days. We've got no stomach for anything much. Pitiful.