Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor

Heh.

• Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
• Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
• Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
• Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
• Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

Take that, Chuck Norris!!!