Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Why You Should Close Your Living Room Curtains.

I don't even want to know what this is about.

A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.

Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.

According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.

UPDATE: For those of you just dying to know what homeboy was doing with the implements mentioned above, The Smoking Gun has the police report in their item, awesomely entitled, "Stop. Hammer Time!"

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