Friday, September 07, 2007

Friday Morning Coffee

Let's see if I can actually finish one of these and keep it short.

SLOW NEWS DAY, MATT AND SEAN? - Drudge has this picture...

...with this breathless copy:

'GREEN' GORE GOES GULFSTREAM: VIDEO CATCHES ECO-WARRIOR ON LUXURY PRIVATE JET
Fri Sep 07 2007 07:48:23 ET

**Exclusive**

As former Vice President Al Gore waits to hear if he has won this year's Nobel Peace Prize for his tireless effort on climate change, a new video will air this weekend capturing Gore on a fuel-guzzling private jet!

FOXNEWS host Sean Hannity is set to unleash the damning video this Sunday night, network sources reveal.

Developing...
In other words: "Dog bites man; claims to be vegan." Yawn. This is news how?

WALK, FRED, WALK! - Laid-back bloke/actor Fred Thompson culminates 6 months of teasing with the announcement he will be running for President. Again, yawn. You know who have got to be a bit cheesed off by this? The actors who appeared in episodes of "Law & Order" that featured the Tennessee tornado because with those episodes now in the vaults until next November (or whenever Fred's done playing around) due to a tortured idea of what equal time means - the same happened with Ahnuld - they won't be earning residuals.

FRIDAY FIVERS: Only a couple today.

1. Who never returns your phone calls?

Who would I be calling?

2. What was your favorite childhood toy?

Mankind.

3. Who is the last person you greeted at your door?

No one.

4. Who do you need?

Hermione. (Shhhh, don't tell her.)

5. Do you break hearts or do you have your heart broken?

Both. And neither.

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1. At the end of today, do you think you'll feel spent or refreshed?

Freshly respent.

2. Do you like back rubs?

Yes.

3. When did you last mislead someone?

It depends on what your definition if "did" is.

4. What color are your eyes?

Green-gray.

5. Friday fill-in: Lastly, let me know ___.

"...if you're planning on filing charges."

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