Friday, July 06, 2007

ZOMG!!! Friday Fiver Quinto-Play!!!

Gawd, it's been ages since I've done this, so let's catch up on a month's worth, shall we?

1. What do you do?

Frighten the fascist Left with my unrelenting quest for the Truth.

2. What makes you pay attention?


3. What's your inspiration?


4. Do you believe in magic?

In the case of Anne Hathaway's boobs, yes, I do!

5. What is your favorite subject to write about?

Boobs. (Unfortunately, they're most likely to be the political type and not the fun "joy globe" versions.)


1. What troubles you?

That so many people are panicking about fictional bogeymen like ManBearPig while ignoring genuine threats to survival like Islamofascists.

2. Do you like thunderstorms?

Meh. They make me worry about all my electronic stuff getting zapped.

3. Do you sleep easily or toss and turn?

I sleep so hard that I'm legally dead in 23 states.

4. What do you offer a friend?

Honest advice. (They usually don't want it though.)

5. Friday fill-in: Please don't ___.

Vote for Democratic-liberal-socialist fascism.


1. Have any road trips planned?


2. What is out of your reach?

Anything more than a few feet away.

3. Are you more likely to watch a sunset or the sun rise?

Sunset. I'll only see a sunrise if I've been up all night.

4. What night will you never forget?

The night Angelina Jolie and I made mad, hot, sweet, monkey love. (That is, I won't forget it once it happens.)

5. What's the last thing that made you scream?

Hmmmm...can't recall, though I was startled into screaming while playing Half-Life.


1. When do you doubt yourself?


2. Who do you owe an apology?

No one.

3. When is the last time you felt embarrassed?


4. What do you ignore?


5. Do you love yourself?

No more than everyone else does.


1. Are you attracted to the naughty or the nice?

The nicely naughty.

2. Do you let your dirty laundry pile up?


3. What's the last excuse you made?

"She said she was 18."

4. Do you play it safe or do you take risks?

I take the safer risks.

5. Friday fill-in: Let's go to ____ and ____.

Bar; work.

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