Spiderman 3: The Cliffs Notes Version

A co-worker IMed this over to me.

Spiderman 3 Cliffs:

Mary Jane: Do You Love me?!
Peter: Yes. No. Maybe! I don't know. I think so!
Sandman: RARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Peter: Fuck you dude
Mary Jane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Topher: I left That 70's Show for this! I fucking hate Spiderman now.
Emo Peter: LOL I'm dark now, ur ded Sandman!
Mary Jane: You've changed and I still don't know if you love me!
Emo Peter: OMG ur right, I have to stop this!
Topher: Awesome I'm CG now

Fin.

Well, he may've just saved me 2-1/2 hours this weekend!