Saturday, May 05, 2007

Dragonforce Rocks!!!

I have no idea who these guys are, what their music really sounds like and why someone had it in for them enough to make this video, but it made me laugh until I was in tears, so I just had to share.

If anyone could explain the deal with these guys in the Backtalks, I'd appreciate it.


UPDATE: It seems that Cracked has named their album, "Inhuman Rampage", the Most Unintentionally Funny Album of 2006, even going so far as to chart the word usage in the lyrics:

While you're there, make sure to check out the video for their wanktastic shred exhibition.


Anonymous said...

"If anyone could explain the deal with these guys in the Backtalks, I'd appreciate it."

I assume you are referring to me because I am the only one who posts on your blog. Sorry, I don't know what the deal is with these guys.

"While illegal immigrants filled the streets to demand free goodies as a reward for their invading America"

Every time you eat in a restaurant, your meal is subsidized by the underpaid illegal immigrants who make your food and wash your dishes and take away your plates. When you go to the supermarket, your bill is subsidized by the underpaid illegal immigrants in the fields and the factories and the warehouses and everywhere else. So you are just as guilty as everyone else of getting "free goodies", you pompous self righteous asshole.

But do you point the finger at the corporations and the government that hires them and allows them to cross our border so you can continue to get your subsidized goods and services? Hell no! You're along for the gravy train ride just like everyone else. So stop your idiotic yapping. Peaches are on sale today, Dirky. Better get down to the supermarket and load up!

Dirk Belligerent said...

Gee, the Anonymous Pussy is crapping up the Backtalk with off-topic comments and trolling. Yawn...

In my Giant Stack of Stuff I've Never Gotten Around To Expounded Upon, I've meant to comment on the illegal immigration debate and how it's hard to call yourself a country when you refuse to apply sane border control. Maybe someday.

However, I HAVE referenced the economic exploitation of immigrants that your juvenile comment attempted to imply that I don't care about. A YEAR ago, here's what I had to say:

• RECONQUISTAS ON PARADE - The big illegal immigrant amnesty rallies were on May Day and I caught on O'Reilly's show, Geraldo Rivera spew stupidity and reveal the inherent racism of liberalism by saying that the alternative to securing the border is $20 bananas and a $10 avocado. He was saying that we should exploit the brown people in exchange for cheap produce. Isn't it immoral to exploit people for low prices - that's what they Lefties say about Nike, yet it's OK to explot Mexicans? What are the benefits of economic apartheid and why is the Left trying to enshrine racist slavery?

Once again, my TRUTH buries your lies. I know having me humilate you in public here is cheaper than paying a dominatrix, but that's not what the Backtalk section is for. Even if you've got something perfect for smacking down, no future off-topic comments will be permitted. Just as the border laws should be enforced, so should my rules about comments. I can be reached by e-mail if you really need to share your latest specious burblings. You're done here. Buh-bye.