Sunday, January 18, 2009

Global Warming Lunatic Says Obama Has Four Years To Save The World.

I just came in from shoveling snow. Again. This is the heaviest winter since my teen years, with the possible exception of 1999. We had sub-zero daily highs last week with -30 wind chills and so far this month we've had more snow than a full January's average snowfall and we're only halfway through. So, to see this raving loony's dire pronouncements makes me wonder when we're going to finally realize that Al Gore and his ManBearPig-worshiping death cultists aren't worth the dynamite it'd take to blow them up?

The rising hysteria over global warming is due to only one thing: it's hard to convince people they need to hand their lives and economies over to a priesthood of enviro-whack jobs when they can see with their own two eyes that reality doesn't mesh with the hysteria. Gore is the figurehead for anti-capitalist (and naturally anti-American) commies who wish to enslave the planet. Since trying to guilt people into being poor because there are other poor people didn't work - "Why not make the poor people richer with economic development?", they replied - they are trying to frighten us into committing suicide by saying we're killing the planet. Uh-huh. Riiiiiiiight. The fat former veep with daddy issues, a giant house, a giant houseboat, and who flies his private jet, spewing carbon, wants us to live a lifestyle he's not willing to himself or else it'll never snow again and blah-blah-woof-woof?

Good luck with that.

The reason for the panic is that the longer the planet clearly doesn't warm up, the less their chances to get their fascist economic schemes enacted. If we'd cut our throats with Kyoto a decade ago - a scheme so flawed that Al Gore didn't bring it up for a vote when he was Veep, mind you - then the naturally-occurring cold spell we're experiencing now would've be credited to a the policy when it clearly would've had no effect. The doomsayers have been predicting that in 2010 the Earth would be on its way to becoming a burnt-out cider; uninhabitable by people and animals. Well, we're almost there and now they're saying it's almost too late. They're no different from the crazies with sandwich boards saying "THE WORLD WILL END TOMORROW!" and when tomorrow comes, fail to see the contradiction.

And before any of you Backtalkers try to foist the nonsense that all the snow is proof of global warming, STOP!!! When we didn't have much snow, it was offered as a sign of global warming and now that we have a lot of snow, it's a sign of global warming?!? Heads, you win; tails, we lose? Not for a moment here. Move on.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"This is the heaviest winter since my teen years, with the possible exception of 1999. We had sub-zero daily highs last week with -30 wind chills and so far this month we've had more snow than a full January's average snowfall and we're only halfway through. So, to see this ..."

You know what I really hate? Morons who use anecdotal evidence as proof in relation to the issue of "climate change". That goes for both sides and they both do it, fyi. It's a pet peeve of mine. Of course it doesn't surprise me to hear you doing it like every other moron.

So my question is: Why do you use anecdotal evidence of proof of anything on this issue? Can't you see that it is totally idiotic? I have to know! Really, it's killing me. I can see why Al Gore or Rush Limbaugh do it - they're hocking their schtick, that's their deal. What's your excuse?

AP

Dirk Belligerent said...

You know what I really hate? AP's who sneer "anecdotal evidence" as if that moots the growing pile of SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE that SANE scientists are amassing that show that the man-made global warming nutcases are WRONGWRONGWRONG!!! Of course, these people are smeared as Big Oil-funded Holocaust deniers and any countering evidence ignored as heresies.

ManBearPig worshipers insist that EVERYTHING proves their crazy theories are coming true. As I said, when it's hot, it's because of MBP; when it's cold, same thing! Win-win! Buy papal indul....er....carbon credits from Al Gore company to save the world. Bunkum!!!

The world has gone from being a steamy swamp to frozen icebox and back again without the presence of a single Republican, capitalist or SUV. So what changed? Fascists with a secular religion to peddle have decided to frighten ignorant sheeple into living miserably in order to "save the planet". Uh-huh. The same folks who blast Christianity for it's promise of Paradise later in exchange for suffering now demand that the proles live in poverty while they fart thru silk. Funny how that works, no?

The one environmentalist guy whom I respect is Ed Begley Jr. because he actually walks the talk in his own life, but isn't an arrogant dick trying to force others to do the same. He merely makes his case that his way is better and allows people to follow if they choose. Fat f*cking hypocrite Al Gore and his ilk live super-extra-mega-large with carbon hoofprints that look like clown shoes and then seek to use the force of government to dictate how the rest of us live.

If you want to be a slave to the hypocrites, suit yourself. I'm holding out for freedom and truth, not hysterical ManBearPig sightings. Buh-bye.

Anonymous said...

"You know what I really hate? AP's who sneer "anecdotal evidence" as if that moots the growing pile of SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE"

Nice. I wondered how you would try and weasel and squirm out of that one. Did I try to moot scientific evidence? Of course not. You just made that up out of whole cloth. Because that is what you do. When you are caught then you lie.

All I did was point out how I detest the specious use of anecdotal evidence. At least you agree with me that anecdotal evidence is not good evidence even though you used it yourself. So at least you admit you are just as bad as the global warming nuts. You're just an anti-global warming nut. Two sides of the same coin.

Dirk Belligerent said...

Your tiresome dependency on playing semantic gotcha games is why I ceased bothering talking to you in the past and why I won't waste my time in the future. You know damn well that I wasn't saying, "Hey, it's snowy, so, ergo, global warming is BS."

You know that, but you can't rope me into wasting hours arguing what the meaning of "is" is with you by leaving it alone, can you? So you make a few smeary insults and then argue the opposite of whatever I say. Same old, same old. This time, however, I'm not going to give you the pleasure of wasting my time.

End of line.

(And before you waste your time hammering out a "ha-ha, you backed down cuz you got nuthin!", save your time cuz it'll get round-filed. It's really too bad that you've chosen to be this way, but I guess you need a windmill to tilt against.)