Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Lightening Up With Friday Fivers

It's easy to get depressed when you realize that our next President is likely to be a varying shade of pink to deep red and I'm talking BOTH parties here. So let's try to have fun by catching up with all the Friday Fiver quizzes from 2008 to date.

1. Do you like the thrill of a chase?

That's supposed to be thrilling?

2. What winds you up?

What am I, a clock?

3. Are you a loud talker?


4. What comes easy to you?


5. What did you dream about recently?

Can't remember, but it was weird.


1. What are you set on?

My chair.

2. What do you have to do right?

Make sweet love.

3. Have any kids?

Not that I'm aware of.

4. Are you patient?

No, I'm feeling OK.

5. Friday fill-in: I know if I put my mind to it ______.

It still won't make a difference.


1. What are you missing?


2. How do you feel?

Like James Brown: dead.

3. What have you let go?

My responsibilities.

4. Who have you hurt?

No one who didn't deserve it.

5. What do you deserve?

Better and more of it.


1. What do you need?

A lover that just ain't so lazy.

2. What won't you share?

If I were to say, wouldn't that be sharing?

3. What do you hurry through?

The boring stuff.

4. Who is worth waiting for?

Angelina Jolie. (The version prior to her Mia Farrow phase.)

5. Friday fill-in: I can't bear to ______.

Contemplate a future living on our knees under the sword of Islamic rule.


1. Where do you like to walk?

On water, but it freaks people out.

2. What does your hair look like?


3. What are you jealous of?

Lame guys who get to bang the hot chicks I like.

4. What kind of promises do you make?

Ones I keep.

5. What makes you stare?



1. What's your favorite shape?

Angelina Jolie.

2. Who is the craziest person you know?


3. Sweet, salty or savory?

I dunno. Haven't tasted either of them? Oh, I get it! Um, sweet.

4. Best ice cream topping?

Angelina Jolie.

5. Do you ride horses?

I have, but not in 15 years.

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