DIRK® vs. Yahoo Porn Chat! (10/19/06 Edition)

The chat pr0n trolls that use Russian sex slaves are so much better than the AIM bots that don't even try. As usual, this is the way it went down.

[12:47] ineedurkock2nite21: hi... anyone theere?

[12:47] *** Auto-response sent to ineedurkock2nite21: I am currently away from the computer.

[12:47] ineedurkock2nite21: oh your there :) hhi...

[12:48] ineedurkock2nite21: a/s/l (age sex location)?

[12:48] ineedurkock2nite21: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profole. thought you might like to chat.

[12:49] ineedurkock2nite21: sp what have you been up to dirkbelig?

[12:50] ineedurkock2nite21: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kida horny :) (*blushes)

[12:51] ineedurkock2nite21: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...

[13:31] DirkBelig: Sorry, but I'm only into cyber-Satanic beastiality. Unless you're RoboManBearPig with a pentagram tattooed on your forehead, I won't be able to perform as a man. Thanks for the offer, though!