Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Election 2004 News! Ohio Recount Ends, Shows Vote Closer!

Yeah, a whole 300 votes closer! Woohoo!!! At a cost to Ohio taxpayers of over a million dollars more than the whining parties were billed, the recount didn't overturn the Election and somehow elevate the Feckless Crapweasel into the Oval Office. Wah.

Of course, the "let's count until a Democrat wins" people - see Washington's gubernatorial race for a prime example - aren't accepting the results:

Cliff Arnebeck, an attorney representing the voters in the challenge, wasn't taking much stock in the recount effort. He questioned why there was no independent investigation into the accuracy of counting machines to determine whether the machines had been tampered with.

"You're allowing the original error to be repeated a second time, so it's not a meaningful recount," he said.

The rabid Dubya haters were so far gone on their Kool-Aid, there was no result other than his defeat that they'd accept and they persist in clinging to the infantile fantasy that there is no reason he could've won without shenanagins. "It was racism! It was rigged voting machines! It was Karl Rove's army of Jesus freak zombies!" is heard over and over instead of the more accurate, "We picked the worst possible candidate."

(Now they know how Republicans felt in 1996 as they watched the compromised, irrelevant and criminal Bill Clinton trounce the generally decent guy, but totally inept Bob Dole. Of course, being a real war hero carried no value back then, unlike the phony war hero offered this time around in the form of Mssr. Feckless Crapweasel.)

Whether it's 500 or 5 million votes, the Democrats will refuse to accept democracy if it doesn't go their way. Hey, does that mean Vladimir Putin is a Democrat, too?

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