Tuesday, June 17, 2008

How Are We Supposed To Find This Kid With This Description?!?

I was just checking my MySpace and noticed they had an Amber Alert for a kid missing less than five hours ago. (That they consider a place approx 90 mins. away from Chez Dirk to be "in your area" is another matter.) Here is the total alert. What crucial piece of information is missing from this picture?

Missing From: 730 West Maple Street, Lansing, MI
Missing Date: 6/17/2008 12:00 AM

Contact: Lansing Police Department

Circumstances: The Lansing Police Department is investigating an incident of an endangered missing child last seen in the area of 730 West Maple Street, the Mid Michigan Academy, in Lansing, MI. The child was last seen at 15:35 PM on 6/17/08 and is believed to be in extreme danger.

Missing Child
Name: Dianna Rose Windowmaker
Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown
Age: 10YO
Height: 5FT1 Weight: 90LBS
Gender: Female
Description: Wearing a pink jacket, blue jean skirt, black stretch pants

Name: Unknown Unknown
Age: 40YO
Height: 6FT
Gender: Male
Description: Wearing a black tshirt, blue jeans, black "doo rag" under a black ball cap
Spot the missing detail yet? Here's a hint: Politically Correct Crime Reporting? See the missing item now?


Actually, the fact that they've omitted the racial details pretty much guarantees they're both black, but how is the interest in "protecting the children" served when white liberal guilt and fear of appearing "racist" prevents basic details from being included? I'm a few inches taller than this suspect, but other than the lack of a "doo rag" and ball cap, I match the description! Good thing I have an alibi!

Barack Obama is likely to get elected the 44th President of the United States because the Treason Media will not dare allow any criticism to touch their Anointed Obamessiah. Anyone who dares try to ask him about his radical extremists views, terrorist and criminal pals, or frightening naivety and general fecklessness, will be smeared as a racist. Guilty white liberals, who believe they can trade their votes for absolution for the seething racism that animates them, will bully everyone else into voting for Mr. Change! Hope! lest they get smeared as well.

And if little 10-year-old Dianna Rose Windowmaker has to be sacrificed on the Altar of Political Correctness in the Temple of Fascist Liberalism in order to assure the Obamessiah's ascendancy to the Throne of Power, then so be it!

Ugh. Our culture and society are just slashing away at their wrists, aren't they?

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