Who's Got "the Body & Ass of Life"?

Jessica Alba? J.Ho? No, Chelsea Clinton, as Mark Steyn reports in "Ass you can believe in":

I don't pretend to understand the dynamics of the Democratic primary but it's not without its moments - "Chelsea Clinton Hits The Gay Bars In Philadelphia":

"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

"I've been trying to find you all night and I found you and you're gorgeous," Dustin Thorn, 31, of Philadelphia told her.

"I think Chelsea looks better in person and she's got the body and ass of life," said Christoper Murray after wrapping his arms around her and giving her a big hug.

"The ass of life"? If you rub it, does it grant you three wishes?

Har.