Monday, November 27, 2006

Friday Fiver Super Catchup Edition!!!

Egads!!! I certainly have been neglecting these along with everything else. Let's run 'em down!!!

1. What is your nearest lake or river?

The Detroit River

2. Do you believe in heaven?


3. What's your lucky number?


4. Ever know anyone who appeared on a game show?

Game, no; talk, yes.

5. Charades: good times or lame?

Depends of the group.


Tell us your favorite songs / types of music for...

1. Getting in the mood to party:

Battle Hymn of the Republic

2. When you're depressed:

Old Cure music (really pile it on)

3. When you're in lust:

Battle Hymn of the Republic

4. Exercising:

If I exercised? Hmmm....

5. Driving / riding in the car:

Andrew W.K.


1) Tell us about where you live:


2) If you could change one thing about your home, what would it be?

More hot Asian girls in Catholic schoolgirl outfits

3) Do you do laundry on a regular schedule?


4) Describe the place that you sleep:

Too-small bed

5) This morning: was it easy or difficult to start the day?

As usual, difficult


1. What's your favorite candy:


2. What's the best scary movie?

Can't think of one offhand

3. Do you like to be alone at home?


4. Pumpkin pie: eat it or throw it?

Eat it

5. The most distasteful Halloween costume you can think of:

A Democrat


1. Have problems sleeping?

Sleeping, no; waking up, hell yeah

2. Last dare accepted?

Never get dared

3. Last dare given?

I don't dare people

4. Are you free with your feelings?


5. Tell us a lie:

I'm a Democrat and want to exterminate all Christians and conservatives


1. The time:

It's time to get ill!!!

2. The weather:

Sunny and unseasonably warm

3. The big news story:

Haven't seen the paper yet.

4. Your favorite hangout:


5. The must-have accessory:

A gun. A really big gun. And lots of bullets.


1) Name one of your bad habits:

Procrastination. (The fact I'm doing a dozen of these at once is a good example.)

2) What do you expect from friends?


3) What is the last thing you wrote down?

An address or robbery note.

4) What is the last favor you did for someone else?

Helped vacuum my mom's car

5) What is your favorite TV show?



1. What's the last thing you broke?

A young girl's heart

2. What's the most expensive thing you've broken?

A young girl's heart

3. Do you consider yourself clumsy or graceful?


4. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?

What? And get mugged as a result?

5. Someone asks for change while you're walking down the street -- what do you do?

If she's hot, help her; otherwise, beg off


1. Where were you last night?

Girlfriend's place

2. Did you speak with anyone?


3. What were you wearing?

The usual: Viking helmet, grass skirt and swim fins

4. What did you eat or drink?

Food and beverages. Duh.

5. Can anyone verify your whereabouts from midnight to 5am?



1. How much TV do you watch?

More than I really have time for. Currently about 4-5 hours per week.

2. What type of show is your favorite?

Well-written ones.

3. Which talk show host do you hate?

All of them, except Ellen DeGeneres - she's nice.

4. Are you looking forward to any new season premieres?

24, baybeeeeeee!!!

5. Which show is your guilty pleasure?

I have no guilt.


1. When is the last time you dressed inappropriately for a situation?

Can't recall

2. How many friends do you have?

Not as many as I deserve

3. Are you running on time today?

Heck, no! (It's a normal day.)

4. Do you use bleach on your laundry?


5. What are your thoughts on guns?

They're made scapegoats for the failures of liberal immorality.


1. When I'm angry, I ____

Plot the destruction of my foes.

2. The first time I ____ I also ____

played with my band; made out with a cute girl

3. I was born in ____

New York City

4. My favorite ____ is ____

sex symbol; Angelina Jolie

5 I laughed so hard when ____

Sean Connery asked for the "Anal Bum Cover" category on a SNL "Jeopardy" sketch.F


Anonymous said...

you can't think of a single, scary, movie? Halloween kicked ass. I thought the first "Saw" was pretty good. Did you see Hostel? That was sick! And are you not blogging anymore? It's like eons before you post something. It's depressing.

Dirk Belligerent said...

I don't get scared by movies. I've had a few computer games creep me out - System Shock 2 for one - but movies are lucky if they get a cheap startle out of me by making a sudden loud noise.

As for the paucity of updates, I'm sorry. I've been busy as heck with about 20 different things and I just haven't had time to rant here. Make sure to subscribe to one of the feeds so that whenever I do get a moment to expound, you'll know about it. Thanks. :)