"This videocard made a robot jizz bullets."

Boing Boing Gadgets has a gallery of the worst motherboard and video card box art which should be familiar to anyone who has built a PC from scratch. While I'm more interested in the contents of the package, I have wonder on occasion as to WTF the various weirdness on the cover was meant to convey.

I don't know what sort of technology it takes to incapacitate a robot with bordeom, but Sapphire has done it. Sold.

WARNING: Don't drink beverages while reading this list or else you'll be shopping for a new keyboard and/or monitor.

(h/t Kotaku)