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The wife of the "first black President" (who is currently leading a jihad against the first real black candidate with an actual shot at being elected) encountered this Elvis impersonator leading to this wonderful photo op:

"Secret Service!!! This n-word is touching me!!!! Get it off me!!! GET!! IT!!! OFF!!! ME!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"

How long before a tape of her sounding like Dog the Bounty Hunter surfaces? Why do I know that even if that happened her share of the black vote would only decline to 85%?